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Who the hell bit Beyonce?

Who the hell bit Beyonce?

In the world of celebrity, you can never truly prepare yourself for the next drama to hit the web. This one has truly got us dumbfounded - who the hell bit Beyonce? 

In an interview with GQ, queen Tiffany Haddish spoke about a party she attended and revealed how someone there bit Beyonce. She said: ‘Beyonce stormed away, went up to Jay-Z and was like, “Jay! Come here! This bitch…” and snatched him.’ 

Haddish continued: ‘They went to the back of the room. I was like, “What just happened?” And Beyonce’s friend walked up and was like, “Can you believe this bitch just bit Beyonce?”

While we are truly gagged (is this the gag of the season?) we need answers! What kind of bite was it - are we talking about a Buffy and Angel passionate bite? We predict not and we can also probably safely discount Blu Ivy from the list of potential suspects. 

So who was it? Well let's look into the top 4 potential biters:




The Nancy Drew's of Twitter have had a long night of prepping evidence (as if they were Erin Brockovich themselves) for the case and have dissected every single word from Chrissy Teigen. Which brings them to the conclusion that it was none other than Scar Jo.

See the 'evidence' below:




Probably the first name that came to your head (how's your head?) when hearing the story was none other than Jennifer Lawrence. I guess its something you can imagine her doing thinking she was being quirky AF.

Let's revert back to Tiffany's quote "There was this actress there that's just, like, doing the mostest." I mean if there's anyone in Hollywood who matches that description its Jennifer Lawrence OR suspect number 3...




Queen of doing the mostest, Lena Dunham is a HEAVY favorite because she is just THAT girl. The most SUSPECT is that Lena tweeted this:


Obviously, this could be referring to ANY NDA in the history of NDA's but the replies are littered with legendary Tiffany 'New York' Pollard GIFS and that's a good enough reason to have her as a lead suspect. If it was Lena though, she's the kind of girl to come forward and say it...so let's keep our kettle on standby for the hot tea.

Our only problem with Suspect 2 or 3 is they don't match with the below Chrissy Teigen tweet:


Chrissy would have NEVER of guessed which means...it is someone who isn't the obvious pick...which brings us to suspect 4.




There is not one ounce of evidence anywhere in the world that states Hilary was even invited to this party let alone that she bit Beyonce. However, we wanted a twist and this is a twist alright! 

Imagine, Hilary Duff gets an invite to the party cause the gay millennial intern saw the name Hilary and invited her (when in reality it was Hilary Clinton, not Duff). Hilary rocks up ready to get lit and like a true Lizzie McGuire episode, chaos ensues.

Let us know who you think it was in the comments - give us any tea xoxoxox

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